Codex - Yellow 2 Miscellany - Three Dozen More Forbidden Texts

The Voynich Manuscript is a series of quires bound together into a rather unwieldy tome. Easily twice as large as a typical book, the text is composed of vellum sheets each folded twice upon itself and layered between two planks of thin cut wood. The covers are ordained with geometric carvings that, while devilishly complex, appear soothing at a glance. Inside, the text contains a range of chapters on various topics, including (but not limited to) civics, biology, mathematics, engineering and astrology.

Unfortunately, no one can read it.

The text is written in a cipher that defies explanation. No amount of research or mystical intervention can decipher the bizarre symbols contained within. Indeed, the only reason we know what it contains is because of its pictures; which, admittedly, appear as alien as the text itself. Chapters on botany, for example, have images of plants, including close-ups and dissections; but the plants do not match any type known to botanists today.

(Obviously, this is a real-world book, and you can find more about it by searching online. I just think it’s really neat to draw upon actual sources for this sort of thing. No need to credit me; just throw your spin on it and add it to the list.)

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Lord Fisburn-Smythe’s Guide to the Continent

A travel guide to Europe printed in London in 1892. Mixed in with the expected descriptions of cathedrals, festivals, and local culinary specialties are references to occult masses, human sacrifice, cannibalism, and one very detailed description of hunting humans from horseback, including butchering the corpses and the following high tea.

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Our era is the only era that has ever existed. It is not the current era, for that would suggest a prior era existed. There are, of course, unfortunate people whose claims to have discovered bones of strange, unknown creatures can obviously be attributed to their mental illness because such creatures have never been seen, and The Party has thoroughly mapped and explored our world, documenting everything that exists. Still, whispers from loyal citizens that a book containing clearly manipulated photographs of such nonsense exists. The Party giving a name to such a thing would be to admit that it might exist, which it does not, so on the exceedingly rare occasions when it is discussed, the high-ranking officials present merely refer to it as The Book Of Lies.

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ICTX 2019.09.09.0001-0010 is a text file transcribing the intercepted broadcast of a previously unknown obfuscated content radio signal, colloquially referred to as a “numbers station.” The summary indicates that this shortwave broadcast was repeated on multiple FM frequencies worldwide starting at 0011 (immediately after the SW broadcast concluded). Artificial intelligence has pattern matched certain digits as corresponding to the following emoji [ :face_with_thermometer: :dart::cn: ], ten numbered bank account sequences, and the national IDs (SSN, SIN, etc) of several known characters.

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The Guide is supposedly the second-to-last instruction manual one will ever need, since it provides directions to create the book that will tell the reader how to usher in the end of days. Two copies are known to exist - one in the Vatican Library’s Secret Archive. The other is in the hands of a 34-year-old dude named Kyle in Ohio who still lives with his parents. I’m sure it’s fine.

A new Web site called Deathfeed.com launched today with a clickbait list titled 101 Ways To Immanentize The Eschaton (You Won’t Believe Number 57), but the site went offline moments after going live, and there are no archives or screenshots, or any other record for that matter, to prove that the list (or the site) existed.

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The Elder Sign by The Kings in Yellow: A 12-inch vinyl LP stereo record in a torn paper sleeve with no album jacket. The printed center label indicates ©1987 by Primordial Stew Publishing, but no record of that company exists. Side A has four tracks: “Yellow Lovin’” (3:44), “The Stars Are All Right” (3:08), “Hellburners” (6:50), and “Streets of Fire and Blood” (7:44). Side B is a single track, “The Elder Sign” (22:39). The four Side A tracks are late-80s hair-metal songs of mediocre quality; the singer doesn’t articulate well, and the lyrics and nearly impossible to parse. The Side B track consists of 22 minutes 30 seconds of silence, followed by a 9-second dissonant chord of unknown instrumentation.

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The Down Home Boiled Ham Recipe Collection
Forbidden is such a strong word. It’s not that someone is actively trying to stop anybody from reading The Down Home Boiled Ham Recipe Collection, it’s that nobody wants to. Due to improper comma placement, and a far sighted print shop manager, the 2,000,000 copies have been moving through the surplus book market like, well, like a boiled ham through a python. Enterprising used book stores have tried offering it for free, but not a single customer has ever accepted it.

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Banned by the Good Neighbor’s Society of Jones Street, the Green Growers Pamphlet, or Greenies as they’re called by the kids, details the best times and dates for planting unwanted vegetable gardens, fruit trees, and other non-ornamental plant-life not approved by the local Home Owner Association. The last failure to clamp down on this forbidden ended with the Zucchini Bombing of the local parish home after an argument over who really won the local jam competition.

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This unnamed folio contains the final day’s report of every vessel to sail the seas and sky. The Vasa, the Omega, the Titanic, the Columbia, the Enterprise D. Every time it’s opened to a different ship’s log- sometimes lifting the cover reveals sodden parchment, smoldering typewritten sheets, or a cracked and blistered screen with flickering text.

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An innocuously small PDF file titled False Earth Core Knowledge can be found among the forums of various conspiranoia websites. Among its bizarre and sometimes contradictory claims are that human life was dumped on Earth millennia ago by aliens who considered it waste; that Earth isn’t really a planet; and that a “true Earth” is out there in the universe, as yet free of the human stain.

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Bad Dog A 1981 video game written and self-published by Sharik Preobrazhensky for the APPLE II. Like many games of the time it was sold in a plastic bag with minimal art or instructions (a mimeographed card insert in broken English listing many of the basic commands) with a childish cartoon of a smug dog chewing on a human arm on the reverse. A typical action game of the time, the player’s avatar a block pixelated dog who navigates a 2D maze “the house” to find and devour the “master”. The game is marred by a discordant soundtrack of inexplicable buzzing, seemingly the result of a bad conversion from MicrosoftBASIC to ApplesoftBASIC. Rumors on hacker BBS at the time Bad Dog was published indicate that if the sound code was compiled and run separately on a Microsoft machine it produced both a cheerful tinny song and odd higher pitched noises that the orginal poster/tester claims made both his pet chihuahua ‘Lasagna’ and hamster “Krull” aggressively violent. There is no other record of Sharik Preobrazhensky, beyond one post on the “Jungle Kingdom BBS” of Long Island in August 1980 in it’s “Animal Rights and Rites” forum where a user with Sharik’s name posts that he’s “No going to be around much … [he’s] hard at work on something to punish the Exploiters and Speciesists!”

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A loose cassette tape labeled Closet #72 in ballpoint pen. Playing the tape reveals a muffled, somewhat distant recording of your mother tucking you into bed at night. On each subsequent listen the recording becomes clearer (and, somehow, closer?) but your memories of your mother fade.

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To pursue the wisdom of the Codex of Scars, you must become it. Assuming the Cult finds you a worthy vessel, you must offer them a piece of knowledge heretofore unknown to them. Only then may you become the Codex: Your eyes plucked out, your tongue removed, your ears pierced, your own wisdom flayed onto your skin, you may take your place among its pages. Only then you may reach out, and read.

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The Turpentine Receipts: a collection of receipts for chemical and parachemical reagents that, when combined and processed in the correct way, allow one to blend, smear, and ‘discolour’ realities.

Gun with a Bible Hidden Inside: looks like a gun, but actually it’s got all the parts of the Bible split up in little secret compartments or inscribed in the metal inside.

Libretto for Atrocity: an apparent recounting of the Battle of the Somme, down to the breath and the bullet. The score is theoretically playable by machine; however, the manuscript is tear-stained and the notes distorted.

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The Chronicle of the Droning Queen is the entire history of the Buzzing Empress, laid out carefully in wax and honey in the layered chambers of the Cyclopean Hive. There is the gestalt wisdom of ages, carefully-observed ephemera of flora long-extinct, encoded within the arrangement of those waxen cells. Of course, the only way for a scholar to pursue it would be to either become queen themselves, or carefully dismantle the cathedral-sized hive one layer at a time.

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The book Nec Deum Nec Dominum has had many names throughout the millennia, but always appears in a language easily read by the people in desperate need who discover it. Upon reading it, they are imbued with certain, terrible purpose. A brief period of suffering inevitably follows, as it follows any sudden, dramatic change, but in its wake is liberation from churches, royalty, and other abusive power structures. The book vanishes soon after, never to be seen by those people again.

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Gra’arh’s Anatomy. The master assassin’s journal that contains detailed analysis and instruction on delivering a variety of deaths via nerve cluster to every sentient species in the galaxy. Gra’arh wants her journal back and of course, the section on her species is riddled with inaccuracies.

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In 2431, Interstellar Command exploration vessel Zheng He detected a mysterious radio signal from the uninhabited Theta Draconis system. Not two hours after deciphering the message embedded in the signal, the entire crew erupted into an orgy of violence. All aboard were lost in the bloodbath. Interstellar Command has since quarantined the Theta Draconis system, and deployed a flotilla of armed jammer drones to prevent anyone else from receiving that signal. Rumors still circulate that the ISC salvaged the Zheng He’s computer core before scuttling the starship, but any information about that incident is accessible only to those with Omega-class security clearance.

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You’ve gone into your older sister’s room looking for that nice pair of scissors you think she keeps in her desk, and instead you found her diary. You didn’t know she kept a diary. This is gonna be good! But before you open it, take a moment to reflect: Do you really want to know her deepest, darkest thoughts, including exactly what she thinks of you and your parents? Things that might forever strain your relationship? Of course you do! You open it and start reading…

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The Déjà Rêve. Write a word in the Déjà Rêve, tear the page out and put it under your pillow. Your dreams that evening will be shaped by that word. If you write a word that has already been written, you will be visited by a nightmare instead.

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