What’s your RPG group’s favorite and least intelligible out-of-context quote?
To begin:
(In Elvis voice) “I always wanted to go kayaking.”
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Your Group's Unintelligible Quotes
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Ship computer: EMERGENCY ALERT! 45 seconds until cosmic radiation blast.
In other announcements: Pancakes are available in the mess hall.
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“Everyone knows that forest yeti hibernate in the summer.”
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“Rüdelfelle.”
" …and it might cause exposions." (snarky comment on the properties of an unknown thing; and it really is meant to be spelled that way)
And while a magical resource is measured in pawns, rooks and queens in Ars Magica, my players had to come up with a “wedding” and a “forest fire”.
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"What?! They’re not FRIENDLY Nazi’s?
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“Did you get sloth’d?”
and
“I don’t need therapy, I need gravel!”
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“These maps won’t stay flat on the table. Bring me some more gnomes, please”
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South is down hill!
even in space or miles underground 
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I’m gonna Barron that guy.
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I keep an ongoing record of quotable quotes from my campaigns. I trolled back through some of the recent ones. Enjoy.
“I will buy another grappling hook with my gold. I spent mine throwing a villain into quantum nothingness”
“There is a dead person in this poop.”
“It’s written in goblin. Does anyone know how to read goblin? Most goblins don’t even know how to read goblin.”
“We’re turning our boat into a fire to cook the eyeball I guess.”
“No! I don’t want to eat my own flesh! Why are all my characters eaten?!”
Anora - “I could always hand you the Skullslayer.”
Mira - “Well that’s great, but I have a freakin’ squirtgun now!”
“I’m not evil! I just need a bath.”
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Combing back through roll20 text chat logs for our game of The Sprawl without remembering what was going on at the time is a great source for out-of-context quotes =P
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GM, as an evil sorceress who is about to trap the group in a book in her collection: “It’s time for you to check out…”
Player, in heavy Scottish accent, as she’s trapped in book: “Oh, cause we’re in her library! Well played, madame!”
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From this morning’s Legacy session, “So I guess you’re making a little birdhouse for your souls.”
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Not really my group, but a group of friends playing Planet Eris OD&D:
“It’s NEVER bees!” 
Gotta love the joy of playing!
–Ron–
“Sweet space mother of Prospero Station!”
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